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Why
did the child study in the airplane? |
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He wanted a higher education. |
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What begins
with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
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A tea pot! |
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Why do ducks
watch the news? |
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To get the feather forecast. |
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Why did
the turtle cross the road? |
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To get to the Shell Station! |
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Knock Knock
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who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry it's only a joke. |
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What do
prisoners use to call each other? |
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Cell phones |
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Can April
March? |
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No, but August May. |
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Why were
6 afraid of 7? |
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Because 789! |
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What breaks
when you say it? |
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Silence! |
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Why did
the barber win the race? |
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Because he took a short cut |
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Why did
the tree go to the dentist? |
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To get a root canal |
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What kind
of ship never sinks? |
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Friendship! |
